skarsgasmic 

(adjective) In reference to Swedish actor, Alexander Skarsgard; the highly attractive state of existence that embodies nearly anything and everything related to Alexander Skarsgard; an ecstatic quality that may lead to intense pleasure known as the skargasm.

Micky~ Have you seen the new footage of Alex?

Terry~ YES!!! It's Skarsgasmic!

skarsgasmic by DawnLaurene December 2, 2010

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

Skarsgasm

The euphoric and orgasmic feeling when you see the sexy Swedish actor Alexander Skarsgård.

Mr. Skarsgård is well known for his role in the hit HBO series True Blood. He plays Eric Northman, a thousand year old vampire. Eric is extremely tall, attractive, and cunning. He runs a vampire bar, Fangtasia, in Shreveport, Louisiana, with Pam, who was turned by him. Also, he is a the sheriff of Area Five, and the oldest and most powerful vampire in his area.

I had a Skarsgasm last night when I saw Alex naked on True Blood!

I Skargasmed when Eric was nailing Yvetta.

Skarsgasm by alongtheocean June 16, 2010

Sarspasmic

When a spastic tries to be sarcastic, the result is a spasm.

Look hes trying to Sarspasmic!
Hes sarspasmicing again!

Sarspasmic by Adam February 9, 2005

Sargasmic Procrasturbation 

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

procrasturbation sargasm orgasm procrastination

Sargasmic Procrasturbation by el whispering eye October 18, 2010

sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

sargasmic by the_Hopper March 9, 2011

Sargasmic Procrasturbation 

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

Sargasmic Procrasturbation by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010