sittance
the position of the legs while sitting, especially relating to the position while in the bathroom stall
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Situance
Noun - A specific moment in time at a specific place.
Combination of and synonomous with the words "situation" and "instance"
Combination of and synonomous with the words "situation" and "instance"
Situance by GrammarNazi31 April 29, 2011
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Mid-shittance
When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."
An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.
An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.
My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.
My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.
My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.
Mid-shittance by The Footlong .. and then some May 6, 2016
Shittance
Portmanteau of “shit” and “pittance”. A condescendingly low or small amount, usually referring to fees for services rendered.
“They were offering me a shittance for a weekend of work, but I said yes because I needed the cash.”
Shittance by gryphon922 July 10, 2020
ass-sistance
What every eager tongue-lolling stud in town wants to give a cute chick wif an equally-cute posterior, so dat they'll have an excuse to touch, stroke, pat, squeeze, massage, spank, etc. said "delightful derriere".
Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.
ass-sistance by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"