The most gansta member of the gang that is named after the coolest gangsta of all time, Amanada. A strawhacker is commonly know as a "strawhacka" and is the highest rank in Amanda's gang of Asian gurus in the field of gansta'rism. Just under the strawhacker, the second-most powerful position in an Amanda clan is the weedwhacker, or the "weedwacka". From generations to generations, the "strawhacka" has often been a prominent gangsta named Amanda. This goes back to when the Amanda clan wuz geetin down wit da Anglo Rappers, Wyrd!
Lo, Lo, Lo, I'm a strawhacka and I be getting my strawhackin on. Fo realz, homie G. Dis is the definition of "strawhacka", da one and on"Le". Fo shizzle.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).