strawhacker 

The most gansta member of the gang that is named after the coolest gangsta of all time, Amanada. A strawhacker is commonly know as a "strawhacka" and is the highest rank in Amanda's gang of Asian gurus in the field of gansta'rism. Just under the strawhacker, the second-most powerful position in an Amanda clan is the weedwhacker, or the "weedwacka". From generations to generations, the "strawhacka" has often been a prominent gangsta named Amanda. This goes back to when the Amanda clan wuz geetin down wit da Anglo Rappers, Wyrd!

Lo, Lo, Lo, I'm a strawhacka and I be getting my strawhackin on. Fo realz, homie G. Dis is the definition of "strawhacka", da one and on"Le". Fo shizzle.

strawhacker by kNockdawg October 27, 2004

statwhacker 

Someone who spends a large chunk of a Sunday during football season checking their fantasy football team and looking at porn. Doesn't have a girlfriend.

Phil won't play hoops; he's a dedicated statwhacker.

Gary: So, we going up to Chili's to split a two for twenty?
Tod: Nah, I'm gonna be statwhacking the rest of the day.

statwhacker by statwhacker September 13, 2009

strawmaker 

a person who makes straws

"Hello strawmaker, would you repair my plastic straw?"

strawmaker by Croggor May 14, 2020

sirewhacker

A term used when tubing and you go outside the wake.

Man, did you see that crazy sirewhacker?!? It threw me off the tube!

sirewhacker by sml-er July 25, 2010