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not a word. it's supposed to say simpleton, but this mistake is commonly made by people trying to type quickly.
Person: What do you think I am? A simplet?
simplet by Senor Nacho Deduche March 18, 2010
A young simp. Typically around 12-13, the simplet is a fun-sized simp, only more annoying.
1: please yeet me into the ocean just for a taste of that pushy-
2: I KNEW YOU WERE A SIMPLET!
Simplet by Local_eldritch_gryphon August 18, 2021
"Dalton Dalton is a Simplet"
Simplet by Peshy December 13, 2024

simpleflips

Shout out to easy jumps

He is only the best streamer/ speedrun
Finally caught a simpleflips stream last night, he tried to get one star for an hour, then threw up on the floor, then fell asleep on stream great entertainer he is
simpleflips by Idkduck December 26, 2017

James Simpleton 

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible
James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored
James Simpleton by Clint K April 16, 2008

Simpette 

The female version of a simp ; places a person they’re romantically attracted to on a pedestal the shouldn’t be on/ thinks higher of them than she should.
“Rebecca is such a simpette , she’s all over them for no reason.”
Simpette by RougeBerry April 12, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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