A dance specifically created to position the highly polished upper surfaces of the male shoe directly under the skirt of an unsuspecting female in the hopes of catching a glimpse of her beaver.
by YAWA April 21, 2015
The McDuffle Shuffle can be seen almost exclusively on the west side of Jacksonville Florida on McDuff Ave. The McDuffle Shuffle consists of standing on the corner with an incomprehensible sign, often attached to a tennis racket. A shuffler is often mistaken for a bum, but bums carry signs that make more sense.
A true Shuffler often offers extremely good song lyrics for sale (mostly rhyming) and plasters his windows with various batshit crazy rants.
A true Shuffler often offers extremely good song lyrics for sale (mostly rhyming) and plasters his windows with various batshit crazy rants.
Hey look at Jeff, he is down on the corner doin' the McDuffle Shuffle again.
Yup, he sure is, look at his sign, it says, "Munchausen by Jackass" what the fuck does that mean?
It means he is Crazier than a rathouse shit.
Yup, he sure is, look at his sign, it says, "Munchausen by Jackass" what the fuck does that mean?
It means he is Crazier than a rathouse shit.
by Jeffwatcher November 20, 2011
Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.
Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
by TastesLikeLemons57 June 15, 2010
by アメリカへの死 December 24, 2019
Jason burst out of the woods, machete in hand and face still covered with a hockey mask, sending all of the teenage camp councilors running except for Gayla, who was caught within seconds because she could only sandal shuffle.
by Kate Charlton August 12, 2008
A nefarious sex act in which one partner karate chops the other in the trachea causing him or her to make involuntary walrus like noises. While the victim gasps and gurgles for their life, the shuffler takes advantage of his or her disadvantageous state, vengefully eating out the vulnerable and pulsating asshole of their victim, to the sweet sweet sound of walrus music at the sea shore.
I had to buy a turtle neck for my old lady to cover up her walrus shuffle marks. I feel shame and pride at the same time. I never thought I'd have to pay money for a turtleneck...ever.
by johnny weekend June 23, 2012
To habitually sway back and forth awkwardly while maintaining a conversation. During the Porte Shuffle one usually looks diagonally at the ground, away from who the conversation is with. Sentences should be started with a giggle or awkward laugh to maintain a true Porte Shuffle.
by Pringal Jugar April 10, 2015