Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.
Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
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Widening of the vagina via insertion and reinsertion of the penis.
It was a pretty tight fit at the start, but after a couple minutes of pink excavation it felt like home sweet home.
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To do something with extreme accuracy and efficiency while making it look easy.
Friend 1: How'd that test go?
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
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Friend 1: So did she actually let you come home with her?
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
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Slur for Polenta.
Hey Mom! What's for dinner?
We're having Polenta and Veggies!
Guinea Grits again... shit
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ejaculating in the vagina of someone's woman
Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.
Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.
Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
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The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
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No matter the circumstances or persons involved.. someone is getting fisted and they can't control it.
Friend 1: These college loans are killing me.
Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.
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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.
Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!
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