King of Wishful Pinking

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.
Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.
by TastesLikeLemons57 December 02, 2013
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Piped It

To do something with extreme accuracy and efficiency while making it look easy.
Friend 1: How'd that test go?

Friend 2: PIPED IT!

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Friend 1: So did she actually let you come home with her?

Friend 2: PIPED IT!
by TastesLikeLemons57 November 27, 2010
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Infinitially

The greatest adverb of all time.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.

To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.
1 - Dude, you are exponentially soft.

2 - Riight, well you're infinitially stupid.
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 27, 2011
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Going to the Ship

Going to the championSHIP in any sporting event.
Announcer: "He launches the 3....and hits it! punch your tickets, cuz we're going to the ship!"

Fan: "NO WAYYY! We're goin' to the ship baby!!!"
by TastesLikeLemons57 September 21, 2010
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Getting the gay out

When you have to dance, sing, and act very gleeful, which in turn releases any potential gayness from the body.
*Radio is playing Kelly Clarkson*

Friend1: Are we really listening to this, and are you fucking dancing?

Friend2: Just getting the gay out bruh! It was starting to boil over.
by TastesLikeLemons57 January 15, 2012
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One Size Fists All

No matter the circumstances or persons involved.. someone is getting fisted and they can't control it.
Friend 1: These college loans are killing me.

Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.

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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.

Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!
by TastesLikeLemons57 October 17, 2011
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put a rush on it

hurry any sort of act. more concise definitions for different situations.
#1 Hey lets go! We are going to be late.

#2 I'm coming sorry, i just gotta do 1 more thing.

#1 I don't care what you're doing, just put a rush on it

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#1 Hey boy I think you're really cute.

#2 The feeling is mutual. Too bad I'm only in town for the night.

#1 Well I guess we'll have to put a rush on it
by TastesLikeLemons57 September 03, 2010
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