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15 definitions by TastesLikeLemons57

 
1.
Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.
Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
by TastesLikeLemons57 June 14, 2010
 
2.
Widening of the vagina via insertion and reinsertion of the penis.
It was a pretty tight fit at the start, but after a couple minutes of pink excavation it felt like home sweet home.
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 10, 2010
 
3.
To do something with extreme accuracy and efficiency while making it look easy.
Friend 1: How'd that test go?

Friend 2: PIPED IT!

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Friend 1: So did she actually let you come home with her?

Friend 2: PIPED IT!
by TastesLikeLemons57 November 27, 2010
 
4.
Slur for Polenta.
Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 16, 2011
 
5.
The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
by TastesLikeLemons57 February 06, 2011
 
6.
ejaculating in the vagina of someone's woman
Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.

Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.

Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
by TastesLikeLemons57 September 13, 2011
 
7.
No matter the circumstances or persons involved.. someone is getting fisted and they can't control it.
Friend 1: These college loans are killing me.

Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.

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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.

Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!
by TastesLikeLemons57 October 17, 2011