The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011
Get the Keeping My/Your Balls Crossedmug. by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011
Get the Guinea Gritsmug. The greatest adverb of all time.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.
To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.
To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 29, 2011
Get the Infinitiallymug. Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.
Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.
Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.
Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
by TastesLikeLemons57 September 13, 2011
Get the splashin' in your avenuemug. Friend 1: I think I'm going to have a veggie omelet.
Friend 2: Are you kidding me? Steggs is the only choice.
Friend 2: Are you kidding me? Steggs is the only choice.
by TastesLikeLemons57 March 04, 2012
Get the steggsmug. Friend 1: How'd that test go?
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
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Friend 1: So did she actually let you come home with her?
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
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Friend 1: So did she actually let you come home with her?
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
by TastesLikeLemons57 November 29, 2010
Get the Piped Itmug. When you have to dance, sing, and act very gleeful, which in turn releases any potential gayness from the body.
*Radio is playing Kelly Clarkson*
Friend1: Are we really listening to this, and are you fucking dancing?
Friend2: Just getting the gay out bruh! It was starting to boil over.
Friend1: Are we really listening to this, and are you fucking dancing?
Friend2: Just getting the gay out bruh! It was starting to boil over.
by TastesLikeLemons57 January 24, 2012
Get the Getting the gay outmug.