shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed
"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."
by fuegotangerine October 06, 2009
mugGet the shlitzedmug.

shlitz

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.
by MistahTom August 23, 2005
mugGet the shlitzmug.

shlitz

Nigga, why da fuck you be drinking dat shlitz shit
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
mugGet the shlitzmug.