An awkward, lame beach-goer.
A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.
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A lover of cryptic words
Lexophiles do it with letters.
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The state of being both a ho and a retard.
Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard!
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Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.
Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.
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One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.
The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.
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Coiner of new words.
Urban dictionary is an oasis for neologues.
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A word which begins as a name for a specific member of a general class of items, but which ends up signifying the entire class.
Because Xerox was the first manufacturer of photocopy machines, many people now use "Xerox" as a synonym for photocopier, thus rendering "xerox" a supernomaly.
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