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1. Blitzed
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Of being high or wasted to the extreme.
Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed
by holl Mar 19, 2003 share this
2. blitzed
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Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency
God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker
by mei0023 Apr 6, 2005 share this
3. Blitzed
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An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.
"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."
drinking hammered wasted plowed baked sober
by Drew M. Jan 29, 2006 share this
4. blitzed
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totally under the influence of some exterior and harmful force such as alcohol, marijuana, or MTV.
Dude, he's totally blitzed on weed.
drunk stoned wasted bombed etc.
by grey kim Dec 24, 2005 share this
5. blitzed
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so high you cant even see straight!
Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!
baked bonged blizted blizzie stoned
by tra ketcham Apr 2, 2007 share this
6. Blitzed
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Being extremely drunk/hammered/fucked-in-half.
"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"
drunk hammered fuck-in-half wasted shit-faced
by Sting0592 Oct 11, 2009 share this
7. blitzed
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Blitzed is a term used when one smokes an excessive amount of marijuana, to the point where said person is so insanely stoned that he or she is bound to start taking their clothes off.

The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.
Girlfriend - "I'm fucking pissed at you."
Boyfriend - "Why?!"
Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had."
Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."
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by alex shuts up Feb 26, 2006 share this
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