Shlanging 

The slinging of the male reproductive organ.

"That man was shlanging his penis hard last night."

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Shlanging by alexkandmikef February 26, 2010

Shangnon 

1. A super cool person who is good at everything; very asian 2. A person with a father who may or may not approve of the person's boyfriend/girlfriend and likes manly things like fishing and fighting bears

Omg look at the person they are so totally shangnon

That girl over there next to the fishing pole and stock market chart is totally shangnon

Shangnon by mangledbabyducks123 December 8, 2009

Schlagnog 

An alcoholic beverage created purely to be disgusting and to make one feel ill or even vomit.

Schlagnog is served in a shot glass and is prepared like so:

* Drop a dollop of mash into the shot glass
* Carefully pour vodka over until almost full
* Add small cubes of ham (or torn up strips if unavailable)
* A dash of chilli sauce for that extra kick

Usually prepared as a "dare;" if the person to first attempt drinking the Schlagnog spits it out or doesn't manage it in one go, a swift punch to the kidneys is administered, usually as they are still gagging.

Pagey: Here Ted, I've made you a Schlagnog
Ted: Fucking hell Pagey, what's this shit?
Pagey: It's a Schlagnog you nignog!
Ted: Fucking hell, that's rank! And why have you got your ballbag out?

Schlagnog by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010

Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around

Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”

Shlanging dong by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020

Shlango 

A gay male who enjoys illegal drugs such as marijuana and LSD. Many shlangos are known to be hackers and also has a strange reputation for climbing the occasional telephone pole.

My friend on the baseball team is quite the shlango. He was smoking a doobie while climbing his telephone pole.

Shlango by Stinkin May 19, 2018

Shlagoogle

A porn-watching cat.

Derivative of flagoogle, a porn-watching dog.

Woh, I just caught my cat watching pr0n. He's such a shlagoogle.

Shlagoogle by Eadoin December 30, 2010

shlanging that wood 

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations

that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr

shlanging that wood by tess guadinino November 13, 2022