Shitsy

The perfect level of drunkness, falling between shitfaced and tipsy.

Would you Like another beer, sir?

No, I'm feeling pretty shitsy.

by Me Animal December 10, 2010

Shitsy

"adj" As to or referencing a case of the "shits" or runny bum syndrome. "noun" Or a term of endearment for a piece of shit car.

I ate 20 jalepenos and drank a fifth of tequila and boy oh boy do I feel shitsy!

Have you seen my new Subaru? She's my shitsy and I love her.

by Ben MP October 20, 2007

Shitsy poo

Really bad shit that stinks like your best friend's mom's ass. darsh

Dude, I think Steve's got the shitsy poo's like a erect horse.

by MWebStar November 18, 2004

The shitsy bitchsy spider

A play on words of the “itsy bitsy spider” nursery rhyme.

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/

by J\ July 10, 2023

Shitsy nine

The standard 69 position, but the person on top tries to poop on the bottom person's forehead while both partners perform oral sex.

My hair was dyed brown after my wife and I shitsy nined last night.

by Chewpacabra69 September 25, 2018

shitsie

a gae retard that likes to post shitty memes to instagram and talk about drinking bleach, a shitsie may also appear in the form of a slutty girl from college

"see that girl over there? i looked her up on instagram and she is such a shitsie"

by famemesquad January 6, 2018