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shithammer 

US Army slang for actions which follow an individual's decision to make something happen in the shortest possible time, without regard to the laws of the universe.

Also know as "Trying to jam 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag," and "Trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag."

A second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team's decision to fuck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. Also called "Customer Service" or "Community Service."

Being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.
Oh goddammit, I know the axle's broken, for fuck's sake, I can see it. We're two miles out, just shithammer that bitch back together enough to get us there. After that, who cares, we exfil on Blackhawks.
shithammer by Stirke36 June 16, 2011

shithammer 

Old ass (rad) song by electro-industrial band Numb.
Shithammer burrow back... fade to black...
shithammer by ::analogue:: July 24, 2004

shithammer 

That guy's a shithammer
shithammer by Spolvy December 9, 2004

Shithammer 

A dumpy ugly biker with no class
Did you see mark doing a burnout? shithammer or not he’s gay
Shithammer by Douuuchebaaag June 1, 2022

Shithammered 

I got completely shithammered at the bar last night.
Shithammered by panicbot October 16, 2008

sluthammer 

A legendary tool used by a badass,masterful rock n' rolla to nail filthy and naive young women to the point of mind-melting life-changing pure fucking ecstasy.
Dave Ghrol: Motörhead played fucking killer tonight! Lemmy is a badass motherfucker. He's probably nailing some drunk chick with his Sluthammer!
Lars Frederiksen:Bastard!
sluthammer by Angellicka September 20, 2013