shitmano

Variant of "Shimano", top Japanese company which makes bicycle components (from groupsets to wheels to pedals to shoes). Akin to Microsoft in its pervasiveness and near-monopoly of the market (at least as far as groupsets (chainrings, cranks, bottom brackets, shifters, cassettes, etc)) and certain mediocrity, it is found on many bikes from the cheap low-end models to the nicer ones which actually aren't too bad (XT, XTR, Ultegra, Dura-Ace) but cost a grip. There are alternatives, at least for the groupsets - Campagnolo (go Campy) and SRAM (Sachs).

Look at that damn roadie's Bianchi - full Campagnolo gruppo! <drool> (looks down at lowly Shitmano Sora groupset).

by ::analogue:: January 31, 2005

stumpf

A half-wood. Not quite a hard-on, but not quite soft. A stumpf!

I had a boner for some Romanian girl Oana in college, but I found out she was a lesbian and I only ended up with a stumpf..

by ::analogue:: September 08, 2004

soft

That's the ,,llello'' (say: yay-o) (sniffy snack) but not the ,,piedra''.

Hey you got any soft? I feel like doing a line...

or

Hey vato, vendeme tantito ,,soft'', tengo ganas de un pericazo...

by ::analogue:: September 11, 2004

romanian

European folks, they speak a language pretty close to Latin.

Their women are to die for.

This Romanian girl I knew, Oana... man she had short short hair, big eyes, and a badass last name but... she was gay. That sucked.

by ::analogue:: September 08, 2004

neopets

Online game started by two English folks. Quite fun I must say, but it takes a lot of time to play and maintain your pets.
Pets generally somewhat resemble real animals, but with a few quirks.

Neopets wouldn't hire me, so France Telecom did...

by ::analogue:: September 08, 2004

TDI

"Turbo Direct Injection" Diesel... bada$$ engine made by Volkswagen Automotive Group.

"He drives a Golf TDI."

by ::analogue:: March 26, 2004

Bora

The name the rest of the world over for the Volkswagen Jetta MkIV (99.5-2004 at least). Named after the strong European wind mentioned somewhere else here.

"That dude drives a bad-a$$ Bora!"

"He changed the badges on his Jetta to say "Bora". What a wannabe."

by ::analogue:: March 26, 2004