Shismammered 

A combination of the words shit-faced, smashed, and hammered; used to indicate extreme inebriation beyond the point that one of aforementioned words suffices to sufficiently express one's physical and mental state.

He drank about 4 Four Lokos.. I think he's shismammered.

Shismammered by LampshadeStylist October 12, 2010

Shithammered 

Very drunk,hammered,shitfaced.

I got completely shithammered at the bar last night.

Shithammered by panicbot October 16, 2008

shmammered 

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

shmammered by David July 7, 2004

smishmammered 

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.

Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.

smishmammered by Di Jota February 8, 2009

shmammered 

A cross between being shit faced and hammered.

Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.

shmammered by DeathtoJimmyCarter May 18, 2006

Shithammered 

The state of being so drunk: a combination of shitfaced and hammered.

It seemed as if very often they could hardly wait to tell us that they, you know, how shithammered they had been the night before.

Shithammered by Corey A October 15, 2008

shmammered 

The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered

Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.

shmammered by tywithawhy December 17, 2008