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zigzag shit war
The act of which two people throw human feces at each other while either drunk or enraged enough to participate in a zigzag shit war.
Dad: hey you just stepped on my lawn!
Neighbor: hey fuck you, i dont give a shit about your lawn!
Dad: oh so you dont give a shit, how about i give it for you!
*Rips Off Cargos And Squats With Hand Underneath*
*Flings Shit Towards Neighbor*
*Neighbor Retaliates With Shit*
Behold, the zigzag shit war
Neighbor: hey fuck you, i dont give a shit about your lawn!
Dad: oh so you dont give a shit, how about i give it for you!
*Rips Off Cargos And Squats With Hand Underneath*
*Flings Shit Towards Neighbor*
*Neighbor Retaliates With Shit*
Behold, the zigzag shit war
zigzag shit war by xXiiSyn April 14, 2014
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The shit war
The poo right is a human right and everyone should be allowed to poopoo in their pantaloons.
Sofia the first started the great shit war by disrespecting the controversial yet brave opinion of my sister dolly.
Sofia the first started the great shit war by disrespecting the controversial yet brave opinion of my sister dolly.
The shit war by Seesawaifu May 22, 2020
War Shit
A Powerful Dump, usually taken in a hurried manner often a result of shitty beer and even shittier wings
War Shit by Warshittr001 September 25, 2023
Shit Warmed Over
English slang which can mean feeling poorly or can describe something as useless or unfit for purpose. So if someone says they feel like shit warmed it means they are feeling extremely unwell or under the weather. But if it is their opinion of a device, person or product, it means that the device, person or product is a total WOFS.
Shit Warmed Over by AKACroatalin August 19, 2016
feel like shit warmed up
Person 1: Hey how are you?
Person 2: Not good, feel like shit warmed up to be honest.
Person 1: Sorry to hear that!
Person 2: Not good, feel like shit warmed up to be honest.
Person 1: Sorry to hear that!
feel like shit warmed up by raphael-sorel October 19, 2013
Shit Bag Warhead
The act of promoting a soldier who has made such grand mistakes that using said soldier for anything else besides finding other soldiers capable of grand mistakes would be in breach of true justice.
The warhead serves as a prerequisite of a fully armed Shit Bag Nuke which is operational but yet to be fully unveiled.
(if you ask I can give an example of a real life shit bag warhead)
The warhead serves as a prerequisite of a fully armed Shit Bag Nuke which is operational but yet to be fully unveiled.
(if you ask I can give an example of a real life shit bag warhead)
The political machine in America has become a bit obvious in it's bullshit, they must have had a shit bag warhead laying around to get everyone marching.
Shit Bag Warhead by Ragnar Funnies September 9, 2018
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"