On the farm, when a cow is taking a shit and, in the process, Coughs causing an explosion of shit to hurl from its ass at light speed. Most often a witness to this even will tend to use the phrase to describe the speed of an object or vehicle.

“That thing was faster than a streak of shit”.

Streak of shit by plowboy July 30, 2009

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Shitstreaker

One who damages someone's property by covering it in streaks of shite.

Beware of the local shitstreaker.

Shitstreaker by SAJLT August 14, 2009

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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