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Shmathan 

the evil twin nemesis of Benjamin Nathan
Yo Shmathan, let's burn, make nachos, and play COD 4!
Shmathan by Dummying shit January 27, 2009
A situation commonly found in pornography in which someone is able to get their way with two sisters.
Dude, the Olsen twins are my dream shimaidon
shimaidon by PavelBeschieru January 18, 2019

shagathon 

Sexual version of a marathon whereby adults indulge in constant shagging over a number of days. Experimentalism is encouraged!
My mate Ken and his bird had a fucking shagathon for 6 days. Lucky bugger.
shagathon by charbrad73 November 25, 2009
v. to get a lot of work done in a short amount of time, esp. highly tedious or insanely difficult work like reading or really long essays.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call yesterday, I was shitathoning
shitathon by Sue Dough Nimm February 19, 2009
When all the stalls in a public bathroom are full.
Mike: Man, I need to take a dump.
Dan: Ok, I'll wait
Dan: Why are you back so soon?
Mike: Couldn't go, it was a shitathon in there.
shitathon by shameus.burp September 3, 2009

Shitsthony 

A fat mother fucker who has 5 kids at the age of 25 and married some nasty bitch who neglects her kids. He sells dish network for a living and makes very little money because his boss hates him. Shitsthony's are great sales persons and would do well in life if they could read or stay on task. They are generally fat lazy sacks of shit. Shitsthony's are considered to be mooches because they ask for money and food all the time. What they are best at is getting their friends put in jail. They generally dont give a shit about anyone around them so they leave their drugs in other peoples cars and let others take the fall for it. Shitsthony's should be neutered at birth so that we may end the blood line and save the world.
Shitsthony- "Hey man Im really hungry and my kids need diapers."

Boss- "What do I look like a fucking bank?"

Shitsthony- "Well how do you expect me to make sales when I have to worry about my kids not being able to poop?"

Boss- "Fuck"
Shitsthony by Mchammer911 June 18, 2009