2 definitions by Mchammer911

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A fat mother fucker who has 5 kids at the age of 25 and married some nasty bitch who neglects her kids. He sells dish network for a living and makes very little money because his boss hates him. Shitsthony's are great sales persons and would do well in life if they could read or stay on task. They are generally fat lazy sacks of shit. Shitsthony's are considered to be mooches because they ask for money and food all the time. What they are best at is getting their friends put in jail. They generally dont give a shit about anyone around them so they leave their drugs in other peoples cars and let others take the fall for it. Shitsthony's should be neutered at birth so that we may end the blood line and save the world.
Shitsthony- "Hey man Im really hungry and my kids need diapers."

Boss- "What do I look like a fucking bank?"

Shitsthony- "Well how do you expect me to make sales when I have to worry about my kids not being able to poop?"

Boss- "Fuck"
by Mchammer911 June 18, 2009

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Fever Balls is an extremely elastic and stretched state of the scrotum experienced by males during the intensity of a fever. Symptoms include balls becoming very saggy and sticking to the sweat on the inner thigh. Caution must be taken when sitting on toilets for the elderly who are suffering from fever balls.
The patient sat on his own testicles on account of the Fever Balls condition.
by Mchammer911 March 30, 2015

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