Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.

Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.

Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

swearing

What most parents give way too much of a fuck about even though they do it themselves.

*example of swearing*
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"

swearing by Dubiks December 10, 2018

The Sharingan

The Sharingan is an ability that allows a ninja to copy, by mere sight, their opponents' techniques while gaining incredible reflexes and perceptive abilities.

I swear if I had the power of The Sharingan I would use it to destroy people like you

The Sharingan by The Uchiha Umut November 15, 2020

Sharing the Moose 

A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.

We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.

Sharing the Moose by Married to a Canuck December 18, 2009

sheating 

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels

The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.

sheating by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011

Shit Smearing 

The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.

The forceful shit smearing of a sultry lady was both invigorating and joyous.

Shit Smearing by Nigerious Shitbottoms May 22, 2009

completely different level of swearing 

Used on those from a different country than you when dealing with and trying to understand their slang and accents.

"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!" ~Cecil

"Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here." ~Cooper, EuroTrip

completely different level of swearing by DARKJESTER April 6, 2005