7 definitions by DARKJESTER

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The act of a woman flailing around in pleasure as someone fingers her, thus making her much like a puppet upon their hand.
I tell ya, Maggie was quite the cunt puppet last night. I almost lost my hand to her.
by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004
Used on those from a different country than you when dealing with and trying to understand their slang and accents.
"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!" ~Cecil

"Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here." ~Cooper, EuroTrip
by DARKJESTER April 06, 2005
Used to define someone a bit over the edge and unstable. With this instability also comes near god like skills with blades, hand to hand combat, and of course, spoons. A De Silva is commonly known to hate the French.
Holy shit! Did you see Aragorn cuts all those people down? He's quite the De Silva.
by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004
Used to denote that the speaker wants someone to do something, but has no plans whatsoever to do it themselves. Commonly followed by the speaker taking credit for whatever they had someone else do.
1.We need to take the trash out. 2.We need to do the dishes. 3.We need to mow the lawn.
by DARKJESTER January 04, 2005
An insult used on geeks, many of which play dungeons and dragons in their parents basements night after night. The ultimate insult to bring out rage in gaming geeks.
Yeah, thats great that you've got a 87th level monk, you greasy bag of ogre semen. Now let's see if ya can really fight.
by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004
Greatest football team in the world...(we're talking REAL football, not that crap American's call football) sometimes known as the Mighty Reds
"My baby takes the morning train. He works from 9 to 5 and then he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United football team! Eh? The best freamin' team in all the land! Whoo-hoo!" ~Scotty, in EuroTrip
by DARKJESTER April 06, 2005
An insult to denote that a person is an overly feminine, prancing, annoying sot.
Hey legolas! Get yer cracker ass outta my way.
by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004
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