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Shampooning 

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.
Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?
Shampooning by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011
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Shamooning 

Act o spamming social media with obvious fact just to annoy your friends.
There is a lot of shamooning on facebook and twitter lately.
Shamooning by Sv8 December 17, 2016

Shamooing 

Verb: To Shamoo
To unintentionally move something with great force.
A.J. walked into class and knocked over like 4 desks. He be shamooing.

He be shamooing all over town.
Shamooing by sarcasticjew January 25, 2011

Shamoning 

is when you're having sex with a woman, as you're about to climax you scream "SHAMONE" and jump on your tip toes like Michael Jackson.
Dude: Yo! Last night me and Sarah were Shamoning!
Shamoning by Mister Yee September 23, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026