Shampooning 

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.

Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?

Shampooning by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011

Shampooping 

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.

When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!

Shampooping by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011

Shampooing the ferret 

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.

my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.

Shampooing the ferret by asorethumb March 30, 2010

Shampooing 

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.

Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!

Shampooing by Fropaholic June 23, 2009

Shamooning 

Act o spamming social media with obvious fact just to annoy your friends.

There is a lot of shamooning on facebook and twitter lately.

Shamooning by Sv8 December 17, 2016

Shampoontang 

having sex in the shower while lathering, rinsing and repeating over and over again.

I heard that there is some sweet shampoontang over in the girls locker room.

Shampoontang by Omeil and Dan April 6, 2006

Shrimpooning 

To spoon and suck on ones toes. Sitting in partners lap cuddling while the person in the front is sucking on the person in the back's toes. It is a great way to cuddle and be sexy at the same time.

Guy 1:"So what did you and your girlfriend do last night?"
Guy 2: "We were shrimpooning for a couple hours, she was so comfty in my lap, and she tickled my toes at the same time!!"
Guy 1: "Wow that sounds amazing! I need to do that with my girlfriend!!"

Shrimpooning by lolzitsblondeeliza October 13, 2011