Sextardation 

A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.

Hank was in a state of sextardation after his wife was finished with him on their anniversary.

Sextardation by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009

Sexturbating 

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.

Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

Sexturbating by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009

Sextversation 

An adult conversation or exchange taking place exclusively through text or instant messaging.
Typically starts off benign and then turns sharply to the gutter as time goes on.

My texts with Tracy were friendly at first but after a few days we became aware of a mutual attraction and our communication evolved into hot sextversation...

Sextversation by Brewton September 22, 2014

Nexterbation 

The act of two people facing each other and watching each other masterbate at the same time.

"Since we can't have intercourse, shall we partake in nexterbation?"

Nexterbation by bb_424 October 26, 2012

texterbation 

excessive text messaging with reference to sexual activity

I like texterbation with you baby

texterbation by diana gibson July 19, 2004

Sexversations 

Communication, dialogue, discussion, or conversation that promotes personal sharing, inquiries and critical thinking around all things sexual. Healthy sexversations are framed around safer sex practices, consent and empowerment.

Frequent sexversations increases your sexual IQ.

Sexversations help break through societal myths and taboos.

Sexversations by Sexpert at In Our Own Voices June 25, 2013

sexperation date

When there is a definite end date to your sexual encounter. Two people involved in a sexual experience that has an end date due to location, timing, marriage, etc.

Oh man, I really dig this chick, but she is moving to Staten Island next week, so there is a sexperation date to our relationship.

sexperation date by Kevin Nocoins June 15, 2008