A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.
by Nick Hogman November 6, 2008
Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.
My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!
by Sextarded November 6, 2008
Sexual Retard; Homosexual, either male or female. Someone who has not developed enough sexually to enjoy sex with a partner of the opposite sex. Something wrong, sexually, that causes a man to place his penis inside another man's butt, or vis versa. Sextarded women are lesbians who have been raped or haven't completely developed sexually, thus causing them to only have sexual relations with women or girls.
Stop saying "that's so gay" when you really mean Johnny's a sextard.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
by Ricardovitz October 5, 2009
someone who is just plain bad in bed (and not in the "ooh, you naughty boy!" way). someone who doesnt understand what to do, why to do it, or who has no real concept of what sex involves. a true sextard will not realise their abnormalities... they may perform strange acts and be surprised when such acts are not appreciated.
by charli88 December 29, 2005
Will and Laura tried to have sex, but they just couldn't figure it out. They're both bloody sextards.
by ottonomy December 3, 2003
Someone that is sexually inept. They do not know how to do anything sexual. They lay there. They make no noise.
by KKLLMM April 6, 2011
A tard held incommunicado exclusively for the purpose of grotesque sexual gratification. If the gratification is not grotesque, the subject is not a sextard, but a simple gimp, even if the gimp in question is, in fact, a tard.
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 28, 2003