Sexturbation

When you sext someone, and they don't respond, so you feel like you're talking to yourself, hence sexting yourself.

Why aren't you responding to my texts? This is more like sexturbation than sexting now.

Sexturbation by MsLizzie July 24, 2011

masturbasex aka sexturbation 

masturbasex /mæstɚbəsɛks/ MASS-TUR-BUH-SEKS* (/mæstəbəsɛks/ MASS-TU-BUH-SEKS if you have a non-rhotic dialect)
noun • fictional

Sexual intercourse while masturbating

Etymology:
Masturbation; wanking (British)
Sex; sexual intercourse

jack and sabrina are having sex
Sabrina: "Uuuuh you know how masturbasex aka sexturbation, sex while masturbating, works?"
Jack: "Nope."
Sabrina: "While having sex, you can masturbate in any part of the penis with exception of the part that you're fucking"
Jack: "Imma try it"
starts to try
Jack: "aaaaaaaaah, i feel sooooo good!"
You: "wtf"
Jack: "lol he's reacting like 'whaaat' to our funny masturbasex"
Sabrina: "did yo0o0o0ou just BROKE thth-the forth wall, yah ... yah GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IDIOT!!"
Sabrina explodes
Jack: "what??????????????????????????????????!!!!"
You: "0_0" (actually maybe something more like 'lmao-bruh!!')

masturbasex aka sexturbation by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem December 28, 2021

Sextardation 

A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.

Hank was in a state of sextardation after his wife was finished with him on their anniversary.

Sextardation by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009

med-sturbation 

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

med-sturbation by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

Texturbation 

The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.

Texturbation by Noshedint March 15, 2018

Sexturbating 

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.

Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

Sexturbating by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009

Shiturbation 

The act of masturbation while taking a shit.

Taking shits are boring, so I decided try my hand shiturbation to make it more fun.

Shiturbation by hoovyoovy May 30, 2010