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Anthony's Dad 

Left him when he was born and we tracked him down and lured him to our town. He now works at his school and taught him about hearts, which is quite ironic. He will probably go back to the shops again soon tbh.
Anthony's Dad by Arsenal 77 February 5, 2020

Miles's Dad 

this nigga dipped to brazil and never came back.

Cesar’s Dad 

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.
Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD
Cesar’s Dad by FuckJackie November 28, 2018

buzz's-dad

noun An impatient blind midget that has little or no personal hygene. This person also consumes a popular australian alcholic beverage from "1988" this bevarage is called powers gold. the name buzz's dad comes the toy story character buzz lightyear because of his clumsiness and obvious alcoholism.
"stop being such a buzz's-dad stuart and stop stop drinking all the powers" said Ben. "who's there" replied stuart.
buzz's-dad by typing stick August 8, 2009

Spaghetti's Dad 

Teodor: How long's he grounded for?
Ray: Oh, couple hours. I'll make him some Spaghetti's Dad tonight. It's our little ritual - let's him know he's off the hook.
Teodor: Huh! What's in Spaghetti's Dad?
Ray: A steak.
Spaghetti's Dad by cepherias February 1, 2012

oliver's dad 

he owns the world, and all the people on it and controls the weather. he also turns off the sun at night. DONT FUCK WITH ME
cool its oliver's dad
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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