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Anthony's Dad 

Left him when he was born and we tracked him down and lured him to our town. He now works at his school and taught him about hearts, which is quite ironic. He will probably go back to the shops again soon tbh.
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Anthony's Dad by Arsenal 77 February 5, 2020

Miles's Dad 

this nigga dipped to brazil and never came back.
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Cesar’s Dad 

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.
Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD
Cesar’s Dad by FuckJackie November 28, 2018

buzz's-dad

noun An impatient blind midget that has little or no personal hygene. This person also consumes a popular australian alcholic beverage from "1988" this bevarage is called powers gold. the name buzz's dad comes the toy story character buzz lightyear because of his clumsiness and obvious alcoholism.
"stop being such a buzz's-dad stuart and stop stop drinking all the powers" said Ben. "who's there" replied stuart.
buzz's-dad by typing stick August 8, 2009

Spaghetti's Dad 

Teodor: How long's he grounded for?
Ray: Oh, couple hours. I'll make him some Spaghetti's Dad tonight. It's our little ritual - let's him know he's off the hook.
Teodor: Huh! What's in Spaghetti's Dad?
Ray: A steak.
Spaghetti's Dad by cepherias February 1, 2012

oliver's dad 

he owns the world, and all the people on it and controls the weather. he also turns off the sun at night. DONT FUCK WITH ME
cool its oliver's dad