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You're the vile little scrump, if anyone is.
by chickencherrycola June 17, 2015
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A condition wherein one's skin, after years of tanning bed and spray tan abuse, begins to resemble a basketball made of old, leathery scrotum skin. A prime example would be Donald Trump. The Kardashian women are not far behind, although receiving copious amounts of protein-rich semen on their faces for a living may slow the process.

Various forms of the word can also be used as insults.
Don't bother watching the new Kardashian sex tape -- the scrump level of her tits is far too high for them to be useful.

"Did you eat all of my tacos, you fuckin' scrump?"

"Don't make me beat your scrumpy ass!"

#Scrump2016
by Dharma Midget August 21, 2016
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do you wanna go behind the bleachers and scrump
by illogical January 08, 2005
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Lets go a'scrumpin!
by me February 01, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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(noun) A doll created by Lilo in the movie Lilo and Stitch.
"This is scrump! I made her myself!"
by lilo-stitch May 24, 2006
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to have convenient sex; usually brief and decidedly unromantic; uncontentious and often with a friend or an indifferent ex.; could be laden with guilt, but isn't;
we lived on the same floor freshman year, sometimes down to scrump when other plans failed.
by might. March 09, 2005
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by John March 18, 2003
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