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930. Petunia
The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.
Dance, Petunia, dance!
929. tea guzzling contest
A pissing contest among mathematicians.
Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.
928. beanworld
An awesome, wacky comic book series by Larry Marder.
Mr. Spook: the Beanworld hero, who leads the Chow Sol'jer Army and performs heroic deeds. In addition, he is the leader of the Gunk'l'Dunk Gang.

Professor Garbanzo: an inventor/scientist bean who also functions as the Beans' primary manufacturer and supplier of tools and weapons.
927. deucifer
A shit that has some notable characteristic making it particularly heinous. Incredibly large/smelly/painful or horrible in other ways qualifies.
"Dude, I just took Satan's own shit. Your bathroom is now possessed by Deucifer!
926. battle
Short for Battle Buddy. A term used in the US Army to describe a good friend, someone you would trust with your life, and team mate in a military unit.
Soldier 1: Hey battle, cover my 6 while I clear this room.
Soldier 2: Roger that battle.
925. /F r
The term/command used in battle.net games such as starcraft, warcraft, or diablo in which someone is to remove(the r) someone from their friends list(the /f) which is capped at a maximum of 25 friends. This may be from the cause of inactivity of that friend, enraged at that friend, or just because he is a n00b.
ex 1:"Wow I hate beetis, he sucks at lost temple."
/F r Beetis

ex 2(RL Conditions):

"Omg Sally lost my eyeliner, that fucking bitch! /f r her ass, I don't like her"
924. bachelor party
A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)
Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.
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