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Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.
"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."
Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009
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Shroasted 

A combination of 'Shreked' and 'Roasted', therefore creating 'Shroasted'. Can be used in situations both of root words are appropriate.
Timmy: "2+3= 23"
Teacher: "No it's not, you moron! 2+3=5!"
Steve: "Shroasted!"
Shroasted by 666satanislife666 November 12, 2014

Scrotted 

When your doin anal and your bitch farts on your dick
Carly and jeff were having some fun and then carly scrotted on his penis
Scrotted by mrtraplord December 10, 2015
When a person intakes a large amount of THC in a short period of time and forgets where they are
Damn I smoked way too much, I'm so scrated
scrated by Trizzy4476 April 27, 2017

scoatted 

Completely, utterly, and totally inebriated to the point at which conciousness is a long forgotten sensation. One who is scoatted is unlikely to arise from their shameful slumber regardless of stimuli, be they photography flashes, a wet marker pen to the flesh, or even an early morning visit from the paramedics.
Originates from ancient, Britonic folklore, in which tales are told of a brave warrior, cruelly slain by the evil wizard Tequilladon. The warrior's final words before his unsightly demise were "T'ees it ovah". The warrior's name was Scoatt, and he was scoatted.

See also campbell coma.
I plan on getting well and truly scoatted tonight.

He was near enough scoatted after that last vodka and coke.

Scroaterboat 

When one puts ones face in a scrotum and proceeds to motor boat
"So last night she's sucking my dick right then all of the sudden she scroaterboated me"

"I scroaterboated the fuck out of him last night"