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The post-experience of brutal anal sex leaving you butthurt but yet satisfied. Originated in the youtube video, "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life."
Yo man I just got shreked and my butt hurts so much but it was so good
by Mr.Sarastic November 07, 2014
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A combination of the words wrecked or decked and srewed. It is used when someone gets absolutely destroyed (reference to Patrick Willis from the 49ers shreking Brad Smith from the Jets".) due to there low level of physicality.
-Invented First By Vincent Watson
"Oh S*** did u just see tommy get absolutely shreked by Billy?!"
by JJBBJJ October 18, 2015
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When someone destryos something due to their clumsyness or the size of their bodies.
Jeff tripped on the carpet and Shreked the entire living room.
by Cl8ts August 15, 2008
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I was shreked after the wave smacked my head of the sand, and left me with scars on my face.
by CactusKid August 05, 2014
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When you get 360 mlg nose scoped by the cheeky scrub from across the street. Usually results in a painful loss of dignity and life.
He got shreked while trying to do 320 backflip
by BobThe360N-Scoper May 12, 2016
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When a person passes out at a party drunk or passes out first you paint there face or entire body green with any paint marker etc and they wake up looking like they turned into shrek
Dude you got shreked last night Lets go shrek someone at this party tonight and paint whoever passes out first
by Typewriter war November 08, 2011
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getting raped or fucked by shrek and enjoy it
i spread my butt cheaks for shrek as i got shreked
by bitchwhostolechritmas January 06, 2015
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