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Combined from both "shit faced" and "wasted" into one word for enjoyment.
by Anonymous March 03, 2003
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it is where you and your friends get so wasted together,
you know that you are so wasted, you try to go and say that you're 'wasted' but it comes out as 'schmasted'
gabby- yeah girl, you don't look so hot.

alana- I'M SCHMASTED!!8&@$%
by therealgabby July 21, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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