Past tense of making a major mistake
"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."
by Quentin July 31, 2003
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Another way of saying "blew it" or "messed up".
"You really screwed the pooch on that one dude".
by Barb September 09, 2004
A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.
"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"
by c. Wallace May 21, 2004
The act of really messing things up.
Damn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.
by madmanmarx October 10, 2007
To commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.
When he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.
by postmachoguy January 03, 2009
to screw up
Boy who ever approved the new Big Tex design really screwed the pooch!
by screwedthepooch October 04, 2013
Screwing the pooch is a nonsensical action that is being done while a major fuck up is occuring or has occured.
Management have screwed the pooch while the competition gained the upperhand.
by ANTZILLA July 13, 2014