screwed the pooch

The act of really messing things up.

Damn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.

by madmanmarx October 26, 2007

screwed the pooch

Past tense of making a major mistake

"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."

by Quentin July 31, 2003

screwed the pooch

To commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.

When he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.

by postmachoguy January 03, 2009

screwed the pooch

to screw up

Boy who ever approved the new Big Tex design really screwed the pooch!

by screwedthepooch October 04, 2013

screwed the pooch

what white people say when they fuck up

joe : trent, this isnt what i ordered . trent: oh whoopsies i really screwed the pooch.

by pappiihoe March 27, 2017

screwed the pooch

Screwing the pooch is a nonsensical action that is being done while a major fuck up is occuring or has occured.

Management have screwed the pooch while the competition gained the upperhand.

by ANTZILLA July 13, 2014

screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"

by Anonymous June 05, 2003