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When the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future DON'T visit your employer and turn him into a kind caring and generous human being.

When yet another year goes by without bonuses, raises, incentives, a Chrismas party for the employees, or even a modicum of recognition, appreciation, or achievement for a job well done, while the boss drives home in his brand new BMW or custom Silverado to his brand new house that your work has paid for - you have been SCREW-GED!

Screw-ged by screw-ged again December 28, 2011

Screwged 

Screweged — Life changing Tantric Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.

Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever

To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.

This may or may not actually be a thing.

My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.

She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.

On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.

Screwged by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 25, 2022

Screwged 

The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly

Jack was assembling the bicycle he had bought for Johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren't enough bolts supplied.

Screwged by PoorDavid December 6, 2011

Screwged 

When the ghosts of gamings past come back to haunt you and make you perform an action you didn't mean to pressing a button that does one thing in one game but something completely different in another.

Justin: Dude, why do you keep vaulting into combat? Take over!

Jonathan: I'm sorry! 'Horizon' really screwged me. I'm used to Circle being crouch.

Screwged by Binaoryp December 3, 2020