scoonage 

An often larger than expected bag of the tastiest treats available at Parker's Market in Savannah, GA. The "scoonage" can be found at the center of the store in large clear jars.

Murdoc: Yo Tweezy we need to get that scoonage bro.

Tweezy: scoooooooonage

Shrek: hey man, hit this.

scoonage by DirtyFeet February 4, 2009

Swoonage 

a feeling of ecstasy when observing an attractive member(s) of the opposite sex.

OH MY GOODNESS after watching the FIFA world cup final, I was experiencing some major swoonage. That team is fine!!!

Swoonage by Mrs.Nadal-Parera July 12, 2010

spoonage 

when you spoon with someone in bed and your bodies fit perfectly together you have achieved spoonage

me and my honey reached spoonage last night under the stars

spoonage by spooner July 18, 2004

Scoopage 

To Obtain something
For one to acquire something

Andrew saw something that he liked and went to get it. Andrew done a Scoopage.

Douglas was at the pool party. He saw a Strawberry Daiquiri for sale. Douglas purchased it. Douglas fulfilled a ‘Scoopage’ on the Strawberry Daiquiri.

Scoopage by Douglas Pearson July 16, 2022

swoonage 

the quality, degree, or ability of a statement to cause a person to swoon

Wow, I'm having hot flashes. What swoonage!

swoonage by Dan January 15, 2005

spoonage 

A sexual inuendo for many sexual acts like blow jobs or eating out.

Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.

spoonage by jmb11111 March 11, 2009

spoonage 

When a person grabs a plastic spoon(or spork), puts some kind of food on its end and flicks the food in another's face

Alex had some major spoonage on Mike at the lunch table

spoonage by Gabe November 10, 2003