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1.
a feeling of ecstasy when observing an attractive member(s) of the opposite sex.
OH MY GOODNESS after watching the FIFA world cup final, I was experiencing some major swoonage. That team is fine!!!
by Mrs.Nadal-Parera July 11, 2010
 
2.
the quality, degree, or ability of a statement to cause a person to swoon
Wow, I'm having hot flashes. What swoonage!
by Dan January 15, 2005