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Klingon Shitfly 

An overbearing Star Trek fan's attempt to be humorous by labeling a common ordinary but unattractive or scary looking insect, such an assassin bug or a boxelder bug.
(Pitch voice very low and speak in a slow cadence.) Sir. It is a Klingon shitfly.
Klingon Shitfly by Douchbag Steve August 31, 2019
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a wannabe or poser. hence wannabes swarm together in big groups, just like shitflies around a brand spanking steaming turd straight outta a donkey.
ergh dont go near there, full of shitflies
shitfly by Arsenic_man October 27, 2003

Whistling spitfly

A bumpkin, with a one eyed prostitute, and an unfortunate fly. The johns mEmber is inserted in the prostitutes spare eye socket while she holds a fly in her mouth. at the end the prostitute snowballs the fly and ejaculate together.
That bar sucked, but the bathroom attendant gave a mean whistling spitfly.
Whistling spitfly by cosha123 August 27, 2009
Bomb explode aromatic
Shitfly is under my armpit
Shitfly by NewCreations September 25, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026