Top Definition
An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.

Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.

Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub" Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;
That country Bumpkin just sits on his porch and whittles.
by SF NY March 30, 2004
Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.
Look at that pathetic bell-ringing bumpkin in the long blue wig.
by City Lad July 21, 2008
a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town
Even though the boy's a bumpkin doesn't mean he's oblivious.
by Toria March 28, 2004
The process of snorting a line of cocaine off a males erected penis while he is taking a shit.
"Yo, you're never gonna believe this but Jackie just gave me a bumpkin" - Jessie
by DirkDiggler91 June 06, 2014
A very short, very rotund spherical human.
"That guy is so short. And chubby-chub!"
"He's a Bumpkin!"
by Goosefillet February 22, 2015
A country person who lives in a rural area like Union, Kentucky. Someone who usually just sits around and does nothing. Bumpkins usually wear flannels and overalls.
Lexi is a Bumpkin because she just sits on her porch in her flannel and whittles.
by LexiKR February 28, 2011
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