schwans man 

Today's version of the milk man. Delivering delicious frozen goodies to urban families everywhere. Usually delivers different forms of ice cream, breakfast foods, or other forms of frozen treats such as hot pockets (knock offs of course, but still awesome) and different kinds of frozen, microwaveable sandwiches.

He drives a huge ass tan colored delivery truck with doors all over it and a big picture of a swan painted on the side.

He also carries a little calculator looking hand computer that he presses buttons on with a pen and makes cool "beep beep boop boop beep" sounds.

The schwans man is here! Time to get some of those badass frozen toaster waffles and steak and egg biscuits!

schwans man by Rale May 15, 2008

Schwans Job 

A Schwans Job is when(Men Only) Are homosexual and man #1 grabs man #2's arm and then proceeds to jack man #2 off using Man #2's arm

"Hey dude did you hear Freddy gave Todd a Schwans Job?"
"No way dude with like his own hand?"
"yah!!!!!!!!!!!"

Schwans Job by NudeBeach January 27, 2010

Schwans Man 

A man in a tan truck that delievers frosty frozen dairy treats to little kids. The truck has lots of doors and is so fucking freezing cold inside. He is often a petafile.

O shit, the Schwans Man wants to rape Colten and Jesse's assholes!

Schwans Man by RT3manistee1 March 7, 2009

Schwanzlutscher 

German word for 'Cock Sucker'.

Elton John ist ein Schwanzlutscher!
Elton John is a cock sucker!

Schwanzlutscher by Paratrooper April 25, 2006

Schwanzstucker 

The pseudo-German word used in the Mel Brooks film "Young Frankenstein" to describe the enormity of Dr. Frankenstein's Creature's wang.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.

Schwanzstucker by Jay South November 2, 2005

schwasty 

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

schwasty by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009