A word that can mean anything and can be used as an insult, pronoun, noun, verb, adverb, interjection, conjunction, adjective, etc. (including every other type of word in the english language)
by jiggidy123456 April 02, 2009
Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.
by Nate and Chris September 23, 2007
by Sun355 April 25, 2007
To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.
by Muzzy23 May 06, 2014
Synonymous to classy. From an early bicyle manufacturing company named Schwank. These were upscale bicycles around the 1940's. Expensive, flashy, and painted bright red with white lettering of the word "schwank". those lucky children who could afford these bikes were known as schwanks. The noun eventually transcended to become a verb when people began comparing something classy to Schwank bikes; schwanky.
by Ryan C. Martin May 05, 2007
by jeff wode May 08, 2004
To schmooze with a bunch of wankers (popular term in Australia for people who are tossers, big-noters etc.) - hence "sch-wank". So you use the word to explain that you have to spend time sucking up to people you don't particularly like or rate highly, usually for business purposes.
by Nicko Longabaugh May 28, 2009