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To go extremely sexual and rough during "bow chicka wow wow" time.
"Dude me and my girlfriend had some serious schumpy last night" - David
"Holy shit, is she okay?" - Nate
Schumpy by Rookie_II March 29, 2023
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Extremely dirty, showing lack of civilization, uncultured and not understanding the social norm.
They were so SCUMPY because they lived in a rabbit hole and only sat in their dwelling studying.
Scumpy by Toll the Troll June 6, 2018

Schumpeter 

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.
Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.
Schumpeter by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010
Demomans drink of choice
Demoman: this bottle of scrumpy is delicious *drinks*

ALCOHOLIC HIT
Scrumpy by le phantom bread April 29, 2020

schwumpy 

adj. strong and large in size, thick or bulky, most commonly describes demon tails
"Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail."
schwumpy by T bone Doggy July 13, 2009

Schlumpy 

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired
Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.
Schlumpy by JM01 May 25, 2006
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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