Schaubism 

noun

1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.

2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.

3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.

verb

1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.

2. Confusing two things with each other

Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.

Schaubisms:

"Not the smartest tool in the shed"

"War of nutrition"

"Fly up the radar"

"Throwing someone under the boat"

"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)

"Wiz Kalifee"

"Royals Royce"

"Thurrapy"

"Cheeto Fingers"

ETC

Schaubism by wateryPanda June 20, 2020

Klaus Schwab 

Taker of freedom.
Destroyer of free will.

See also traitor to mankind.

Klaus Schwab says in 2030 you will own nothing and be happy about it.

Klaus Schwab by FightTheAlgorithm March 6, 2022

Camp Schwab

The Absolute worst place you can be forced to live or work at. Sausage feast followed with alcoholism, depression, high suicide rates and the shittiest chow hall known to man. The only girls on the base are pretty much dudes with vaginas and after about a month there you'll fuck anything with a hole on it. Base gets new people all the time who think they're "deployed" when really they're just cheating on their significant other with a nasty ass local who probably has the clap. They also end up buying out all the alcohol because they don't do shit besides bitch and moan about their 6 months stuck in the devil's armpit. They fill up the gym and ruin it even more for the borderline suicidal fucks who are already stuck there for 2 or 3 years because they want to work out but order a fucking pizza every night and make the delivery times on base go from fast to slower than a fucking snail because they all order the same shit. It's also the only base on the island to not have a taco bell and we got stuck with a shitty popeyes, an overpriced pizza hut, and soggy ass subway and an above par burger king that doesn't fucking deliver. So if you're in the Marines or Navy and you get orders to this fucking base I highly recommend fighting to get orders to another place or jump off a balcony and land head first because if you don't do it now you'll eventually do it later down the road at Camp Schwab

"Hey dude, how did you like Camp Schwab?"

"I'd rather fuck my asshole with a cactus then go back to Camp Schwab"

Camp Schwab by SaltyAssMarine April 28, 2020

schrabbing 

The act of trolling in a similar vein to writer/director Rob Schrab. It is often done by asking a redundant question in response to something which includes the answer to the question.

That guy is schrabbing. I can't tell if he's serious.

schrabbing by Neutral Pirate Omicronian February 25, 2015

Schube

a female breast that is extremely small, but has an enormous dinner-plate nipple that covers most of the surface area

Rachel is upset by the fact that she cannot find a bathing suit that successfully covers her schubes.

Schube by shwave dave May 4, 2010

Schaub 

To be a chicken, to run away from or refuse to engage in a situation or with another person. Usually also a coward without honour or courage. Always thinks he's won when he's lost and doesn't realise everyone is laughing at him for having less backbone than their 90yr old grandma.

Derives from the 20min fight where Brendan Schaub ran away from Roberto Cyborg Abreu.

Guy 1: Did you see that fight?
Guy 2: Hahahahah ye. It was shit. The guy schaubed for the whole time. What a dick!
Guy 1: I know right! Shaubing pisses me right off!

Schaub by CyborgBJJ June 12, 2013

schubes 

to be a bitch
the act of being a bitch

Don't to be a schubes.

schubes by mattv28 February 27, 2009