4 definitions by shwave dave

queff

Joey laughed to himself when he queffed on his grandfathers work bench.

by shwave dave May 4, 2010

When a bowl, waterfall, or gravity bong is sufficiently rolling and resembles the glowing heart of E.T

I couldn't help but smile as I watched the water run from my waterfall creating a beautiful glowing E.T. heart

by shwave dave May 4, 2010

A breast of such perfect dimensions that it makes the mouth water, and the member erect

When I first laid eyes on Nadine's immaculate shwaves I became so hard that a blood vessel in my eye burst.

by shwave dave May 4, 2010

a female breast that is extremely small, but has an enormous dinner-plate nipple that covers most of the surface area

Rachel is upset by the fact that she cannot find a bathing suit that successfully covers her schubes.

by shwave dave May 4, 2010