When you are so intoxicated that you see in half cartoon half real life, like in Charles Schwabb T.V. commercials.
"Yo man, I was schwabbin like crazy last night."
"Im Schwabbin balls right now brosef... are you real?"
"Im Schwabbin balls right now brosef... are you real?"
by Gordron F. Man May 27, 2009
When one is so cheap, they will settle for the discount crack whore instead of the full service call girl.
by Bobbyganoosh March 18, 2010
When you reach the level of intoxication that everything has that half real half cartoon look to it, similar to the Charles Schwab commercials.
by jso0003 May 28, 2009
to be so under the influence that everyone around you looks half-cartoon, and half-human like in the Charles Schwabb commercials
Man: yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
Other Man: what does that even mean?
Man: you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Other Man: what does that even mean?
Man: you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
by trhodezzz May 27, 2009
The state of being so bake that everything starts to look animated - half real & half cartoon - like the charles schwab commercials.
google search charles schwab commercial to see an example.
google search charles schwab commercial to see an example.
(tyler): yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
(ryan): what does that even mean?
(tyler): you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
(ryan): what does that even mean?
(tyler): you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
by decepticons_go May 28, 2009
point where one is so hammered/wasted that everyone around them looks half-cartoon/half-human like those charles schwab investment commercials.
dude, after 7 long islands, I was schwabbin' and freaking out after seeing all those people on the dance floor.
by doh! boy August 6, 2009
The phenomenon experienced when one is so baked that they see everything in the animation style of charles schwab commercials
I think Doug was seriously schwabbin last night. he took out his eraser and tackled all the ugly girls at the party
by mattysherm May 28, 2009