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1. cactus
dead, not functioning
"this bloody washing machine is cactus"
by aenema Aug 16, 2003 add a video
2. cactus
A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii
If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.
3. cactus
a vagina covered in stubble
My penis got tore up by that catus last night
by Jamacian Jerkin Jan 23, 2003 add a video
4. Cactus
Slang term for being really out-of-it; caused by being overly tired, stoned, hungover, or just generally spaced-out, etc.
Person 1: "Wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? I keep forgetting..."

Person 2: "Wow, I've told you like three times.... Cactus!"

Person 1: "Haha, yeah- I'm mad cactus."
5. Cactus
A spikey plant found commonly in deserts. Cacti when refering to more than one.
You walk into the desert an there are fairly tall green spikey plants, these are cacti. A cactus on it's own in a desert is near impossible.
6. Cactus
An acronym for Cocky Ass Cracker Talking Uber Shit
Yo that son of a bitch is a cactus
7. cactus
the most fucking amazing plant ever
I'm a cactus
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