schpilcus 

A Yiddish term meaning to have an attitude or be in a bad mood.

Sammy got some serious schpilcus happening.

schpilcus by werd_chester August 17, 2006

schpilkis 

Old, undefined Yiddish expression popularized by Mike Myers' character "Linda Richman" on Saturday Night Live in the 1990's. For those not
in the know, the Yiddish language is a combination of German and Hebrew dialects developed between the ninth and 12th centuries and was commonly used by Eastern European immigrants in the United States in the early part of the 20th Century, but has been considered a dying language. For those also not in the know, Mike Myers based the character "Linda Richman" on his real life mother-in-law of the same name.

"Pawl Baldwin is still sick, poo poo poo. He's got schpilkis of the genectagezoink."

schpilkis by Doug E. Doug May 23, 2005

Schpilkis 

(Yiddish) Hemorrhoids.

I can't sit down, I got the schpilkis.

Schpilkis by Jersey Goy September 5, 2006

shpilkus 

shpilkus (SHPILL cuss) noun. Yiddish literally 'Hairpins in the tuchas.' indicates or symptoms of gas, cramping, etc. in the intestines

Mordecai: Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.
Ma: (To herself: Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...
Mordecai: (To himself: Oh fuck!)
Sue: "Smith" Mrs. Goldfarb.
Ma: Lovely name, what was it before dear?
Ma: (To herself: Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.)
Sue: Before what Mrs. Goldfarb?
Mordecai: (To himself: Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?)
Ma: You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.

shpilkus by Little Miss Sunshine!! November 10, 2006