a jewish word for a screw up/reject...
what do you mean you can't get me the money you schmuck
by TBSman January 27, 2003
A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.
Danny: "You're a schmuck."

Blake: "I love you too, man."
by The Box Named Grace October 11, 2013
When a woman masturbates. It is named this because of the noise.... "schmuuuck"
abby: why are you schmucking right in the middle of the hallway?!

rachel:... *schmuuuck*
by hunnybooboomymomma November 14, 2012
The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.
My father-in-law is a fucking schmuck.
by RichieAnonymous March 25, 2012
to refer to a person as a shit-fuck
Bro, stop being such a schmuck
by Ryan & Liv March 18, 2012
Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.

Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.
Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.
by 23419 July 21, 2010
Squirrel with nut in mouth who gets run over by car.
Oh look! That there roadkill is a schmuck!
by Super Duper888 June 17, 2010

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