person who plays cards all day at work and gets nothing done
a coworker of mine who does nothing all day
by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005
metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up
Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!
by Dustin April 10, 2005
a jewish work for "dick"
it a jewish word mike, u fucking moron, not yidish
by James April 05, 2005
A common word used to describe Slustig.
Slustig is such a schmuck!
by cheese April 03, 2005
Tom DeLay

A self serving neocon scumbag who should have lost job.

Conservative republicans changed the law that would forced his removal

This is Democracy in action
Only a real DeLay would have voted for George W. Bush
by harry cannoli March 24, 2005
Schmuck is derogatory yiddish for penis.
You are nothing but a schmuck.
by Smokey March 03, 2005
Jewish origin:
A typical guy. Horny, selfish, and immature in nature, doesn't care about a girls feelings and will do anything to get laid. Possibly a cheater or a rumor-spreader, hated by the female gender.
Janet: "Why is Bill being such a schmuck? I can't believe we only broke up 2 days ago and he's already going out with that slut."
Gabby: " Like, OMG girl! You are SOO too good for him! And by the way, i am NOT a slut! Screw you!"
by mysterious writer June 10, 2004

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