the discarded foreskin following a circumcision.
"Hey nurse, can you toss that schmuck into the biohazard bag, please?"
by Col December 05, 2003
it is a yidish word and it means prick
my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck
by mike August 19, 2003
a jewish word for a screw up/reject...
what do you mean you can't get me the money you schmuck
by TBSman January 27, 2003
Someone who gets out of the shower to piss.
"I'm taking a shower but I gotta piss. What the fuck am i gonna do?Hmm I better get out and use the toilet..... Wow, I'm a pretty big schmuck."
by OL' JERZEY BAZSTID October 26, 2015
A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.
Danny: "You're a schmuck."

Blake: "I love you too, man."
by The Box Named Grace October 11, 2013
When a woman masturbates. It is named this because of the noise.... "schmuuuck"
abby: why are you schmucking right in the middle of the hallway?!

rachel:... *schmuuuck*
by hunnybooboomymomma November 14, 2012
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