A poor fellow who works up to 3 jobs, desperately trying to make ends meet, stays late to finish work even though he is salary, always goes the extra mile, yet time and time again gets crushed by greedy alcoholic executives who are too blind to realize that a 30+ office staff in the swamps of jersey doesn't really justify hiring a full-time network administrator to update patches and surf porn. (just kiddin, jonnie)
That silly schmuck Gock knows even though Monday-Friday sucks it long and hard, come Saturday, he's leaving vargo's PAID.
by the original dick January 30, 2003
a jewish word for a screw up/reject...
what do you mean you can't get me the money you schmuck
by TBSman January 27, 2003
A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.
Danny: "You're a schmuck."

Blake: "I love you too, man."
by The Box Named Grace October 11, 2013
The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.
My father-in-law is a fucking schmuck.
by RichieAnonymous March 25, 2012
to refer to a person as a shit-fuck
Bro, stop being such a schmuck
by Ryan & Liv March 18, 2012
Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.

Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.
Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.
by 23419 July 21, 2010
Squirrel with nut in mouth who gets run over by car.
Oh look! That there roadkill is a schmuck!
by Super Duper888 June 17, 2010

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