11 definitions by Khronic

schmegma

dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower

schmegma is fuckin nasty

by Khronic March 12, 2006

shrooms

something that God put on this world to open up a mental gateway and help us better understand what the real purpose and meaning of life is, but is used by few due to the fact that the fuckin government makes it out to be a bad thing and therefore illegalized it

adam and eve probably first discovered God after eating the shrooms he conveniently placed in the garden. what the fuck does that tell you??

by Khronic March 12, 2006

North Carolina

the tightest fuckin state ever. home to some killa-ass weed

i went back to North Carolina this summer and got high as a mufucka

by Khronic March 12, 2006

Carthage

A town in North Carolina full of rednecks and drug dealers that is tight as hell.

Carthage is the shit, bitch

by Khronic March 12, 2006

percocet

tight ass painkiller that makes you high as a motherfucker, contains oxycontin

mom i think i have a headache, can you call the doctor and ask him to give me a whole bottle of percocet?

by Khronic March 12, 2006

ganja

the ground up buds, leaves, and stems of the cannabis plant, smoked or otherwise ingested to produce psychadellic and euphoric mental effects

Gimme some more of that killa-ass ganja mayn...

by Khronic March 12, 2006

Speed

a movie about a bus that will blow up if it goes below 50mph; a type of drug that i wanna try

man i took that speed last night, shit fucked me up

by Khronic March 12, 2006