it's fucking sick that's what that is!
mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW
by jessica November 20, 2003
The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.
Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.
by Sue May 09, 2004
The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!
On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!
by P8Riot4Evr June 26, 2015
The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!
On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!
by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015
An unidentified object on a pool deck or locker room.
HOLY SHIT! There is a lot of schmegma on this floor; look at that big pile of schmegma. WHAT IS THAT!?
by EDITHMOUNTAIN February 07, 2011
The dirty drop of ball sweat mixed with nasty fremunda cheese hanging in mid air between your balls and pants.
"Dude my schmegma had like 3 seconds of air that time"
by Frank Bertolli April 22, 2008
When after 3+ days of not showering, a buttery fluid begins to manifest between the side of your leg and ball sack skin, that closely resembles that of microwaved whale blubber.
Son of a bitch, its so hot out and I haven't showered in at least 3 days, my crotch is starting to produce schmegma again.
by Curtis E Bear September 20, 2007

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